Monday, 23 March 2009

Information Age Prayer

"Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.

At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God. Traditional prayer is an integral part of this connection and should never be forgone, even after signing up.

You can subscribe for yourself, or you can purchase a subscription as a gift to friends or family.

Promotional Rates for New Users, Limited Time Only!
Choose a Religion from the left menu."

I know a better way to connect with God. Directly.

2 Corinthians 3:16 (NIV)
16 But whenever anyone turns to the Lord, the veil is taken away.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you have to seriously wonder what will be next!!! You're right tho Commissioner, direct communication is MUCH better - not to mention cheaper! What a great and mighty God we have!

Anonymous said...

prayer subscriptions interesting - for a minute there I thought you were advocating - glad you entered that last sentence

Sean said...

Simply bizarre.